Half of a phone call:

Something that P wrote at work because she was bored. Possibly based on a true story.
Much like M's character picture, you guys get to decide what this means:

“Okay, Mom, don’t tell me that a new transmission is going to cost twenty thousand dollars. My new transmission is not going to cost twenty thousand dollars.

“Yes. I know that. But—

“No, Mom. Let me finish what I’m –

“Well I’m doing it myself. I’m not paying someone to—

“Listen, Mom. It’s manual.

“Yes. I know what I’m doing.”

“Okay, don’t tell me that. I’m not going to steal—

“You mean the guy who stole the tractor? Yeah.

“No! Mom, listen. Normally, rebuilding a transmission doesn’t involve going to court.

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